"Geez, I am going to run out of ink."
~Scorekeeper in 31-0 wash over West Park Station

"Geez, You guys almost gave me a heart attack!"
~Nick Galioto

"Let's get cocky."
~Nick Galioto

"This is like Cheers, everybody knows your name."
~Jenny Gray

"R&B can't play softball to save their life , but they can sure know how to run a softball fundraiser."
~Nick Galioto

"Be very very quiet. I'm hunting Froggy's."
~Ben Milton

"Nick call the game, I'm bleeding!"
~Kevin Hotchkiss

"Ron she is out, she touched the wrong home plate."
~Nick Galioto
" I did but I didn't touch it."
~Pitcher for McClough Tax
" Yes you did"!
~Nick Galioto

"She wasn't checking out you, she was checking to see if all the light bulbs were working."
~Eric McLellan

"So are you going to sponsor our softball team again this year?"
~Kevin Hotchkiss

"Yeah sure, as long as you don't yell at me again when I stop serving beer at 8 o'clock."
~Billy the owner of Froggy's

"May the croak be with you." ~Ben Milton

"Put me in coach" ~Boyd Worz

"I can't figure out if we are that good or if they are that bad."~Nick Galioto

Swing the bat. Nothing drives me nuts more than a guy who gets into the box and refuses to swing until he gets a pitch belt-high in the strike zone and fitted with a global positioning device. A 12-inch ball is lobbed up there so nice and easily that a child could hit it, and suddenly these morons are as picky as Ted Williams. Listen, people. This isn't the major leagues. This isn't even baseball. This is softball. If you're really that good a hitter, you should be able to hit anything in -- and out of -- the strike zone. ~Jim Caple ESPN page2

"Just F***ing hit the ball." ~Jaclyn Decore

"Froggy's??? ...Man you guys change sponsors more than most people change their underwear."
~Scoob

"Someone needs to check that girl for steroids."
~Tim Sidloski

"I am going to take that trophy and shove it up your ass!"
~Nick Galioto

"Are you guys a flag football team?"
~Random Dude #1 in Froggy's

"Do you guys play soccer?"
~Random Guy #2 at Froggy's

"You know what your problem is?....you need to stop bringing girls you like to the game."
~Preston Maul

"If I strike out three times in a row I will buy the whole team a round a drinks."~Nick Galioto

"Ah man. you guys are going to crush us. I should start trying on Quikky's jerseys right now." ~Ron Ealy

"Are there angels out there??...because that catch was beautiful." ~Mike Ladozka

"There is nothing I could possibly say that could cause any more drama that already exists on this team." ~Lloyd West

"The difference between a winner and a loser is that the winner does things the loser doesn't want to do, like work hard." ~Dr. Phil

"What's the only first pitch you hit?......'Your Pitch'.." ~Coach Nick and Janet Pawlowski

"Cough, Cough...I am not feeling to good so I can't go into work. I guess that means I'm playing ball tonight." ~Jay Zadzilka

"Yeah, Lets here it for our third win of the second half of the season." ~Ron Ealy

"Be Smart" ~Interior Design lingo meaning don't swing unless you have two strikes on you.

"He didn't touch first!!!" ~Interior Design helping out R&B versus Computer Quest

"Hello you have reached the Softball World rain out number...Today is Friday May 30th and as of 6:30PM all softball games will be played as scheduled..." ~Softball World rain out number as it down poured over Northeast Ohio Friday May 30th.

"Grandpa we lost 30 to nothing last night." ~Brett Fleming in church the day after R&B's loss to Asset Acceptance

"Wow, was your team stoned or something?" ~Brett's Grandpa in response

"You know you had a good night when a player on the opposing team that you just defeated 10-4 buys you a beer" ~Coach Nick after the victory over Foundation.

"With all the drinkin I did last night you would think we would have won." ~Coach Nick after the loss to Slam Jams