Friend Quotes

"This is how we do it at the Galioto, Twining, Salamon house."
~Jenna Galioto

"She makes Matt Raida look like Martha Stewart."
~Katie Fechko

"Call the booth and tell them I am on my way"
~RSNA Inside Joke

"Zurich, Russia?
~2 Shots
" No Switzerland"
~Farming Couple

"Put Jaime at [Browns] secondary, at least
she can hear the footsteps of the players coming."
~Ron Ealy

CLASSIC QUOTE - HONORARY QUOTE OF THE WEEK
" Hey, I didn't know your grandma's name was Eric
Spradling."
~Tim Sidloski

"We're in the hospital, the baby has polio."
~Jenna Galioto

"Dude, I have total hand grenade face today."
~Lauren K

"Jimmy, I'm on the phone with my brother!"
~Nick's Older Sister S.

"Real men finish their schnitzel."
~Joe P.

"Alex P. Keaton called, he wants his sweater back."
~Rich L.

"Nick, do you think I am a good mother?"
~Jenna G

" I think your second kid will turn out better."
~Nick G

"This is a radiology show, not U-Store-It Marketing."
~Greg B.

"It's a good thing I am not hot, because I would probably have an *** by now." ~Rich L.

"It's my wedding day and I will yell at everyone
if I want too."
~Nick's Older Sister .

"What are ya new?"
~Mel Hadzima

"No Go Meat, I am a Vegetarian."
~Jenny Gray

"Any bar that has a lobster claw machine is not a real bar."
~Nick Galioto

"The good play hurt."
~Mike C.

"It is better to share a cake, than one piece of @#*! for you."
~Christiano

"Bill Cowher resigning is the best thing that has happened in 2007 thus far." ~Nick Galioto

"Merry Christmas Red Beetle! Merry Christmas Bedroom Emporium!
~Classic Christmas Quote of '01

"Deciding who you want to win in a game between the Broncos and the Steelers is like having to decide if you want to be punched in the face or kicked in the balls."
~Mike Hadzima

"Look at that house...That is too many Halloween decorations...They mind as well just have a sign up that says I support the Halloween section at the local party store."
Stephanie Rice

"You sure have a perdy mouth."
~Tim Sidloski

"Makes you want to breed just so you can combat the dumbening of the country."
~Megan Papesh

"DON'T VEEEER, DON'T VEEEER, ...YOU'RE VEERING!"
~Jenny Gray

"Well that was fun."
~Jenny Gray

"Some stupid b**** just burned me with her cigarette!"
~Kathryn Riter

"Alright, I get to go home and have XXX now."
~Justin

"Do you want me to smack you or something?"
~Stephanie Rice

"Aw Hell No."
~Nick Galioto

"My kisses like your kisses."
~Jenny Gray

"It's the Degree All-In Moment"
~Ben "Big Ben" Milton

"An Ace, King is called an Anna Kournikova, it looks good but it never wins anything."~Ron Ealy

"What the Smoke?"
~Nick T.

"What is it with big guys and handshakes?...Whenever they go to shake your hand, they feel the need to show off how big they are...They're like arrr I'm big!"

"That's because they are used to standing on the corner." ~Stephanie Johnston

"Uncomfortable in your 2000 clothes, that's why I am wearing these 70's clothes."
~Ron Ealy

"I am always good for 'Monkey Lovin', and I promise I won't break your knee."
~Brett Fleming

"When Brett jumped on top of me my knee just buckled, I am getting too old for 'Monkey Lovin'"
~Tim Sidloski

"Every now and again you get the urge to have a kid and then you go to Walmart. Every kid in there is always kicking and screaming...Walmart is the new birth control.~Jenny Gray

"Nick, How's your fufu drink? ~Tim Sidloski

"I think it is funny how Brett plays Dr. Mario...Brett plays Dr. Mario like Nick plays softball...He takes it all serious and shit."
~Ben Milton

"Do you want a nipple for that apple juice...Mike?
~Kevin Hotchkiss

"The only problem with McDonald's taking credit cards is that it takes so long to show up on your account...That stuff is already out of your system and in Lake Erie before it goes through." ~Nick Galioto

"Where is the 21st Birthday?
~Jimmy J's bartender
"She didn't make it here."
~Jenna's Birthday Entourage
"Ohh Boooooo."
~Jimmy J's bartender

"No shit he's desperate, the guy is only 3 apples tall." ~Brian Jadas

"Dave Matthews has made me o***** more times than any man every has." ~Jaclyn Decore

"You want milk with that."~Janet Pawlowski

"Don't make me bring out my pimp hand early!"
~Brett Fleming
See Who You Thought Said It

"Ruining it with your girlfriend is like ruining your credit. She goes around and spreads bad things to everybody and sometimes it could take up to 3-5 years to clear up."~Erik Spradling

"Brett always wins at gambling, Ron wins at trivia games, and I win at softball..that's just how it is."
~ Nick Galioto

"It counts when you push the bet towards the pot, it isn't when you take your hand off the chips...this isn't F@%^ing chess."
~Frank Pawlowski

"Ya hearddd." ~Kevin Hotchkiss

"Give, Give!" ~Kenny Lambert

"Dooooo it" ~Jen Gray

"Now do your I just won the lottery expression."
~Ryan G

"I could just picture Nick running around with his fist in the air punching bricks, crazy Italian."
~Ryan G

"Hey Janet, are you going to bed or are you going to the bar"?
~Nick Galioto
"Either way you aren't invited"
~keith mcewen

""Well Hellllllllllllloooo"~Jen Gray

"I get yelled at when I do my job and when I don't do my job...What am I supposed to do?
~Nick Galioto
...Punt"
~Don S

"That's Hot." ~Kim Curiale

"That must be a small purse."
~Brett Fleming

"They made that run seem a lot shorter on the practice court."
~Ron Ealy (Big Daddy)

"Brett I am surprised you can reach that."
~Janet Pawlowski

"We could pick up Brett by the ankles like a midget and shake the money out of him."
~Ron B

"I wash my hands before I go and then after, so I don't get junk on my junk."
~Brett Fleming

Nick will even take it off..." ~Ron Ealy

"That's a face only a mother can love."
~E

"It's like a cough drop on crack."
~Nick Galioto

"____ is overrated."~Nick Galioto

"Those had better be real flowers, otherwise I got ripped off." ~Mark Kaplafka

"Nick, How do they make ice?"~Jenna Galioto

"I dunt knowwww" ~Jen Gray

"Outstanding." ~Brad Clark

"Now why would they show Tom Cruise dancing in his underwear on the big scene....It's probably for all the Pittsburgh Steelers' homos."
~Michael G

"Gates, Gates, Gates, Gates.....Gates, Gates, Gates, Gates....Do Do Do Do Do Do.....Gates!!
~Nick and Jen

"And maybe later after work we can meet up at Gail's nursery and smash pumpkins."
~Joan K

"Jaime do you think I need to go to AA?" ~Nick's Older Sister

"The HF nuns are probably turning in their graves this weekend."
~Nick Galioto

"I am beginning to hate Canada."
~Tim Sidloski

"Does anyone ever take a break from playing putt-putt, geez o man!"
Brett Fleming

"I suppose I should go visit the woman who gave birth to me." ~Jaclyn D

"There is no crying in Kent" ~Jen Gray

"Put your panties on, grab a pop tart and get the heck out." ~Ron Ealy

"Okkay" ~Lil Jon/Kevin Hotchkiss

"Who the @#$^ said that?" ~Jay from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back/Ron Ealy

"It is better to have loved and lost than to marry a psycho" ~Janet Pawlowski

"I wonder if she is opening up a can of Tuna."
~Joy Visnjic-Flaherty

"So what happens when you have four of a kind...should you trade the 5th card in to try to get something higher?" ~keith mcewen

"Why is everyone looking at me like I shot their dog?" ~Tim Sidloski

"Rock out with your cock out!" ~Adam Gercak

"That's way too expensive for just a little infection." ~Brett Fleming

"Let's get ____ on the line." ~Nick Galioto

"Who's da big winner?" ~Ron Ealy

"Uuuuuhmm" ~Nick in a raspy high pitched squeal

"My new job feels like an 8 hour english class that never ends."~Nick Galioto

"Let's Bounce." ~Quote of the Day for St. Patrick's Day 2004

"The ice skating one is mine" ~Adam McNickel

"24 ounces of Joy right here." Joy Visnjic-Flaherty

"Does Jaime have text messaging?"
~Janet Pawlowski

"You can't eat unless you paint ten pool stick."
~Nick Galioto

"Break yourself fool" ~Ron Ealy/Ryan Tucker

"You got to make her work for her gifts."
~Brad Clark

"Bows before hoes."
~Nick Galioto

"One of these days you will wake up and your nose will be gone because a big mole will have bitten it off." ~Nick's Older Sister

"The water is in the faucet." ~Janet Pawlowski

"Who is up for bringing a road pop?" ~Joey Curiale

"Giddy up" ~Mrs. Havasi

"Where the heck did you get that shirt?"
~Megan

"Why are you all up in my grill??"
~Mike Ladozska

"What you talkin about Willis?"
~Arnold played by Gary Coleman and Brett Fleming

"You wanna go?...you wanna go little nicky?"~Jaime Zadzilka

"2+2...Football!" ~Mike Hadzima

"You'll have that." ~Jaime Zadzilka

"Enough!" ~Kevin Hotchkiss

"You stole my thunder." ~Jaime Zadzilka

"What are you babbling about?" ~Ron Ealy

"Are you high?" ~Ron Ealy

"Keith is drunk!" ~The bro's at Keith's Bachelor party

"There is only one L in Curiale, like the word cooler." ~ Kim Curiale

"Hands off my Kool Aide...!" ~Ron Ealy

"Got Water" ~Kevin Hotchkiss

"She looks like she got hit with a bag of what the ___" ~Dave Gates

"Can you hear me now?" ~Kevin Hotchkiss/~Verizon Wireless