"This is how we do it at the Galioto, Twining, Salamon house."
~Jenna Galioto
"She makes Matt Raida look like
Martha Stewart."
~Katie Fechko
"Call the booth and tell them I
am on my way"
~RSNA Inside Joke
"Zurich, Russia?
~2 Shots
" No Switzerland"
~Farming Couple
"Put Jaime at [Browns] secondary,
at least
she can hear the footsteps of the players coming."
~Ron Ealy
CLASSIC QUOTE - HONORARY QUOTE OF THE
WEEK
" Hey, I didn't know your grandma's name was Eric
Spradling."
~Tim Sidloski
"We're in the hospital, the baby
has polio."
~Jenna Galioto
"Dude, I have total hand grenade
face today."
~Lauren K
"Jimmy, I'm on the phone with my
brother!"
~Nick's Older Sister S.
"Real men finish their schnitzel."
~Joe P.
"Alex P. Keaton called, he wants
his sweater back."
~Rich L.
"Nick, do you think I am a good
mother?"
~Jenna G
" I think your second kid will turn out better."
~Nick G
"This is a radiology show, not U-Store-It
Marketing."
~Greg B.
"It's a good thing I am not hot,
because I would probably have an *** by now." ~Rich L.
"It's my wedding day and I will
yell at everyone
if I want too."
~Nick's Older Sister .
"What are ya new?"
~Mel Hadzima
"No Go Meat, I am a Vegetarian."
~Jenny Gray
"Any bar that has a lobster claw
machine is not a real bar."
~Nick Galioto
"The good play hurt."
~Mike C.
"It is better to share a cake, than
one piece of @#*! for you."
~Christiano
"Bill Cowher resigning is the best
thing that has happened in 2007 thus far." ~Nick Galioto
"Merry Christmas Red Beetle! Merry
Christmas Bedroom Emporium!
~Classic Christmas Quote of '01
"Deciding who you want to win in
a game between the Broncos and the Steelers is like having
to decide if you want to be punched in the face or kicked in
the balls."
~Mike Hadzima
"Look at that house...That is too
many Halloween decorations...They mind as well just have a
sign up that says I support the Halloween section at the local
party store."
Stephanie Rice
"You sure have a perdy mouth."
~Tim Sidloski
"Makes you want to breed just so
you can combat the dumbening of the country."
~Megan Papesh
"DON'T VEEEER, DON'T VEEEER, ...YOU'RE
VEERING!"
~Jenny Gray
"Well that was fun."
~Jenny Gray
"Some stupid b**** just burned me
with her cigarette!"
~Kathryn Riter
"Alright, I get to go home and have
XXX now."
~Justin
"Do you want me to
smack you or something?"
~Stephanie Rice
"Aw Hell No."
~Nick Galioto
"My kisses like your
kisses."
~Jenny Gray
"It's the Degree
All-In Moment"
~Ben "Big Ben" Milton
"An Ace, King is
called an Anna Kournikova, it looks good but it never wins
anything."~Ron Ealy
"What the Smoke?"
~Nick T.
"What is it with
big guys and handshakes?...Whenever they go to shake your
hand, they feel the need to show off how big they are...They're
like arrr I'm big!
"That's because they
are used to standing on the corner." ~Stephanie Johnston
"Uncomfortable in
your 2000 clothes, that's why I am wearing these 70's clothes."
~Ron Ealy
"I am always good
for 'Monkey Lovin', and I promise I won't break your knee."
~Brett Fleming
"When Brett jumped
on top of me my knee just buckled, I am getting too old for
'Monkey Lovin'"
~Tim Sidloski
"Every now and again
you get the urge to have a kid and then you go to Walmart.
Every kid in there is always kicking and screaming...Walmart
is the new birth control.~Jenny Gray
"Nick, How's your
fufu drink? ~Tim Sidloski
"I think it is funny
how Brett plays Dr. Mario...Brett plays Dr. Mario like Nick
plays softball...He takes it all serious and shit."
~Ben Milton
"Do you want a nipple
for that apple juice...Mike?
~Kevin Hotchkiss
"The only problem
with McDonald's taking credit cards is that it takes so long
to show up on your account...That stuff is already out of
your system and in Lake Erie before it goes through." ~Nick
Galioto
"Where is the 21st Birthday?
~Jimmy J's bartender
"She didn't make
it here."
~Jenna's Birthday Entourage
"Ohh Boooooo."
~Jimmy J's bartender
"No
shit he's desperate, the guy is only 3 apples tall." ~Brian
Jadas
"Dave Matthews has
made me o***** more times than any man every has." ~Jaclyn
Decore
"You want milk with
that."~Janet Pawlowski
"Ruining it with
your girlfriend is like ruining your credit. She goes around
and spreads bad things to everybody and sometimes it could
take up to 3-5 years to clear up."~Erik Spradling
"Brett always wins
at gambling, Ron wins at trivia games, and I win at softball..that's
just how it is."
~ Nick Galioto
"It
counts when you push the bet towards the pot, it isn't
when you take your hand off the chips...this isn't F@%^ing
chess."
~Frank Pawlowski
"Ya hearddd." ~Kevin
Hotchkiss
"Give, Give!" ~Kenny
Lambert
"Dooooo it" ~Jen
Gray
"Now do your I just
won the lottery expression."
~Ryan G
"I could just picture
Nick running around with his fist in the air punching bricks,
crazy Italian."
~Ryan G
"Hey Janet, are you
going to bed or are you going to the bar"?
~Nick Galioto
"Either way you aren't invited"
~keith mcewen
""Well Hellllllllllllloooo"~Jen
Gray
"I get yelled at
when I do my job and when I don't do my job...What am I supposed
to do?
~Nick Galioto
...Punt"
~Don S
"That's Hot." ~Kim Curiale
"That must be a small
purse."
~Brett Fleming
"They made that run
seem a lot shorter on the practice court."
~Ron Ealy (Big Daddy)
"Brett I am surprised
you can reach that."
~Janet Pawlowski
"We could pick up
Brett by the ankles like a midget and shake the money out
of him."
~Ron B
"I wash my hands before I go and then after, so I don't get junk on my junk."
~Brett Fleming
Nick will even take it
off..." ~Ron Ealy
"That's a face only
a mother can love."
~E
"It's like a cough drop on crack."
~Nick Galioto
"____ is overrated."~Nick
Galioto
"Those had better
be real flowers, otherwise I got ripped off." ~Mark
Kaplafka
"Nick, How do they
make ice?"~Jenna Galioto
"I dunt knowwww" ~Jen
Gray
"Outstanding." ~Brad
Clark
"Now why would they
show Tom Cruise dancing in his underwear on the big scene....It's
probably for all the Pittsburgh Steelers' homos."
~Michael Galioto
"Gates, Gates, Gates,
Gates.....Gates, Gates, Gates, Gates....Do Do Do Do Do Do.....Gates!!
~Nick and Jen
"And maybe later
after work we can meet up at Gail's nursery and smash pumpkins."
~Joan K
"Jaime do you think
I need to go to AA?" ~Nick's Older Sister
"The HF nuns are
probably turning in their graves this weekend."
~Nick Galioto
"I am beginning to
hate Canada."
~Tim Sidloski
"Does anyone ever
take a break from playing putt-putt, geez o man!"
Brett Fleming
"I suppose I should
go visit the woman who gave birth to me." ~Jaclyn Decore
"There is no crying
in Kent" ~Jen Gray
"Put your panties
on, grab a pop tart and get the heck out." ~Ron Ealy
"Okkay" ~Lil
Jon/Kevin Hotchkiss
"Who the @#$^ said
that?" ~Jay from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back/Ron
Ealy
"It is better to
have loved and lost than to marry a psycho" ~Janet Pawlowski
"I wonder if she
is opening up a can of Tuna."
~Joy Visnjic-Flaherty
"So what happens
when you have four of a kind...should you trade the 5th card
in to try to get something higher?" ~keith mcewen
"Why is everyone
looking at me like I shot their dog?" ~Tim Sidloski
"Rock out with your
cock out!" ~Adam Gercak
"That's way too expensive
for just a little infection." ~Brett Fleming
"Let's get ____ on
the line." ~Nick Galioto
"Who's da big winner?" ~Ron
Ealy
"Uuuuuhmm" ~Nick
in a raspy high pitched squeal
"My new job feels
like an 8 hour english class that never ends."~Nick
Galioto
"Let's Bounce." ~Quote
of the Day for St. Patrick's Day 2004
"The ice skating
one is mine" ~Adam McNickel
"24 ounces of Joy
right here." Joy Visnjic-Flaherty
"Does Jaime have
text messaging?"
~Janet Pawlowski
"You can't eat unless
you paint ten pool stick."
~Nick Galioto
"Break yourself fool" ~Ron
Ealy/Ryan Tucker
"You got to make
her work for her gifts."
~Brad Clark
"Bows before hoes."
~Nick Galioto
"One of these days
you will wake up and your nose will be gone because a big
mole will have bitten it off." ~Nick's Older Sister
"The water is in the faucet." ~Janet
Pawlowski
"Who is up for bringing a road
pop?" ~Joey Curiale
"Giddy up" ~Mrs. Havasi
"Where the heck did
you get that shirt?"
~Megan
"Why are you all
up in my grill??"
~Mike Ladoska
"What you talkin
about Willis?"
~Arnold played by Gary Coleman and Brett Fleming
"You wanna go?...you
wanna go little nicky?"~Jaime Zadzilka
"2+2...Football!" ~Mike
Hadzima
"You'll have that." ~Jaime
Zazilka
"Enough!" ~Kevin
Hotchkiss
"You stole my thunder." ~Jaime
Zadzilka
"What are you babbling
about?" ~Ron Ealy
"Are you high?" ~Ron
Ealy
"Keith is drunk!" ~The
bro's at Keith's Bachelor party
"There is only one
L in Curiale, like the word cooler." ~ Kim Curiale
"Hands off my Kool
Aide...!" ~Ron Ealy
"Got Water" ~Kevin
Hotchkiss
"She looks like she
got hit with a bag of what the ___" ~Dave Gates
"Can you hear me now?" ~Kevin Hotchkiss/~Verizon Wireless
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